Murphy’s Law

If there are 4 possible ways in which something can go wrong, and you circumvent these, then a
5th way, unprepared for, will immediately occur.

Forsyth's Second Corollary to Murphy's Law -
Just when you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, the roof caves in.

Weiler's Law - nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it themself

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

"This won't hurt", I promise.

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we
would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the
garden.

Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is
nothing exactly like it.